Monster Factory: Saving the world one knife at a time in Champions Online

It’s been quite some time since Justin and I entered the musty, slimy halls of the Monster Factory, but for good reason — we needed to do a solid month and a half of market research. See, in order to keep the Monster Factory solvent, we need to explore new revenue opportunities, and now we’ve found our golden goose: Superhero stuff.

We think we’ve come up with a character in the first part of our exploration of Champions Online that has a ton of merchandising potential. Also, he’ll be a great role model to teach kids not to play with knives. Or, alternatively, he will make kids super want to play with knives, more than anyone ever dreamed possible.

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